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- FIRST-TIME BATTLERS SHINE IN EPIC FIGHT NIGHT
- Figuring Out The #1 Contender
- FAN FAVORITES SET TO IGNITE BELLY ROOM
- CANCER DADS WIN 9/11
- SAUDI PRINCE IS IN THE HOUSE ON FIVE FIGHT NIGHT
- VIRGINS STRUGGLE, VETS DESTROY ON SHORTEST SHOW IN ROAST BATTLE HISTORY
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 30
- NIGHT OF DUDS SAVED BY JUDGES
- 2018 Roastie Awards: And The Winners Are…
- TV FAVORITES TO JUDGE LIGHT FIGHT NIGHT
- NO FUNNY BUSINESS: AIN’T NOTHIN’ FUNNY ’BOUT TRYIN’ TOO HARD
- TV BATTLES MAKE WAY FOR SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER
- BIG PERSONALITIES SURE TO BLOW MINDS ON FIVE FIGHT NIGHT
- BOOK RELEASE, BATTLE GOING TO BURNOUT ARE FIGHT NIGHT HIGHLIGHTS
- 2018 Roasties: The Nominees Are…
- AUGUST KICKS OFF IN THE BELLY ROOM WITH FIVE FIERY FIGHTS
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 29
- JOE AND OMID SAVE NIGHT OF DISASTROUS BATTLES
- FIRST NIGHT BACK AFTER SEASON 3 PREMIERE SURE TO BE A BLOWOUT
- FAT, OLD, AND ETHNIC: ROAST BATTLE HAS IT ALL
- HEATWAVE HITS LOS ANGELES WITH FOUR HOT BATTLES
- JACKMAN JUDGES SOLID THREE FIGHT NIGHT
- VETS TAKE ON UP-AND-COMERS WITH ONLY WEEKS TIL TV TAPING
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 28
- Y’ALL DON’T LIKE SPACE RAPE?
- SUMMER HEATS UP WITH NYC ROASTERS AND SOME SNAPPY GINGERS
- EXPLOSIVE NIGHT CROWNS NEIGHBORS NEW CHAMPION
- NIGHT OF ROAST ROYALTY CULMINATING IN TITLE MATCH SURE TO SET ROOM ABLAZE
- LATE START TO BATTLES DOESN’T MATTER TO THESE FINE FIGHTERS
- HEAVY HITTING FIRING SQUAD SET TO JUDGE DENSE CARD OF BATTLES
- HOT BATTLES START SUMMER EARLY
- SIX SLANDEROUS SLUTS SET TO REACH FULL POTENTIAL
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 27
- BECANNON CAPTURES CROWN IN TRIPLE-MAIN EVENT FIGHT NIGHT
- COMEDY SWEETHEART TAKES ON TITLE SHOT
- TRAN AND EURELL GIVE EM’ HELL IN POTENTIAL BATTLE OF THE YEAR
- ROAST BATTLE: A SAFE SPACE FOR ASSHOLES
- AMIDST WEIRD AND WILD UNDERCARDS, BELLY ROOM SET FOR ALL-TIMER MAIN EVENT
- TWO-FIGHT NIGHT ENDS IN BLOODBATH
- THREE VIRGINS TO BE SACRIFICED IN LEADUP TO HEAVYWEIGHT MATCHUP
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 26
- FISTS OF FURY PUNCH OUT PAPI
- HOT BATTLES BURN SARAH FUCKABEE SLANDERS
- BECANNON BODIES BIG WHITE GUY, SET TO BATTLE FOR BELLY ROOM TITLE
- 2018 BRACKET-BUSTERS TO BATTLE IN BELLY
- SHORT, STRONG AND SWEET THREE FIGHT CARD
- BELLY ROOM GOES 0-4 ON BLACK BEING A SLIMMING COLOR
- FIRST IMPRESSIONS AND CHANCES FOR REDEMPTION ON SIX-FIGHT NIGHT
- SHOTS FIRED IN THE BELLY ROOM, THREE WOUNDED
- THREE-ROUND MAIN ANCHORS THREE-FIGHT NIGHT
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 25
- SHE WORE THE MOST PUSSY EATING OUTFIT EVER
- MEAN JEANNE TAKES ON TOUGH TOBY IN TITLE MATCH
- CLEVELAND KID CAPTURES CROWN IN TOURNAMENT CLOSING CHAOS
- STACKED VIP PANEL SET TO OVERSEE TOURNEY FINALS
- UNDERDOG WINNER HAS SIGHTS SET ON BATTLE MOGULS
- STACKED CARD FOR TOURNAMENT BYE WEEK
- FINAL ROUNDS GO TO VOKEY AND ROWELL ON EXPLOSIVE TUESDAY NIGHT
- TOURNEY’S FINAL FOUR CLOSES OUT FIGHT NIGHT
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 24
- YOUNG DICK SATIATES THIRSTY CROWD
- FANS SALIVATE OVER FOUR-COURSE FIGHT NIGHT
- FRESH-ISH FACES TAKE THE SPOTLIGHT ON ALL-STAR WEEKNIGHT
- VETERANS-ONLY LINEUP FOR TRIPLE MAIN EVENT FIGHT NIGHT
- BEAUTIES AND BEASTS MAKE FOR EXPLOSIVE BATTLES
- VALENTINE’S EVE HEADLINED BY HATEFUL 8 MATCHUP & ROAST BATTLE ALL-STARS
- “BLACK GIRLS ROCK” UNDERDOG TOURNAMENT WINS
- MEAN SIXTEEN TOURNEY MATCHES CLOSE CONTENTIOUS FIGHT NIGHT
- CLOSE, COMPETITIVE CROWD PLEASERS DESTROY ON TUESDAY NIGHT
- TOURNEY AND TOP TEN MATCHUP HEADLINE STACKED FIGHT NIGHT
- HUNDERT & VOKEY MOVE ON IN SOLID NIGHT OF FIGHTS
- TOURNAMENT TICKS ON TUESDAY NIGHT
- JOKES AND SILVERWARE FLY ON FEISTY FIGHT NIGHT
- TOURNAMENT KICKS INTO GEAR WITH FIRST MEAN SIXTEEN MATCHUPS
- LANDSLIDE TRIUMPHS LOCK MEAN SIXTEEN BRACKETS
- MEAN-SIXTEEN BRACKETS TO BE FINALIZED IN DOUBLE PLAYOFF NIGHT
- LADIES ELECTRIFY THE ROOM AND THE TOURNAMENT DELIGHTS
- Roast Battle 2017: The Year in Pictures
- STARTING 2018 WITH A BANG AND A TOURNAMENT
- The 2018 Roast Battle Royale: Official Preview
- FINAL FIGHT SALVAGES THE NIGHT
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 22
- DECK THE HALLS WITH HOLIDAY HATRED
- DOUBLE-WHEELCHAIR FIGHT NIGHT SHOWCASES ‘DIS’ ABILITIES
- ODDBALL MATCHUPS PROMISE FASCINATING FIGHT NIGHT
- CATASTROPHIC UNDERCARDS MAKE WAY FOR A MAIN EVENT STAR
- TV AND TOURNAMENT TURN UP COMPETITION
- KILLER (WITH A HARD “R”) NIGHT OF BATTLES
- EVERY TYPE OF SAD WHITE GUY IS READY TO ROAST BATTLE
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 21
- DULL NIGHT ENDS WITH A SHINE
- DOUBLE FUN FIGHT NIGHT WITH BACK-TO-BACK VIRGIN SUICIDES
- UNCONVENTIONAL UNDERCARDS PRECEDE MURDEROUS MAIN EVENT
- THANKFUL FOR A SIX FIGHT NIGHT
- THE NEXT WAVE OF ROAST BATTLERS
- FOUR-FIGHT NIGHT CLOSES WITH WISDOM FROM CHAPPELLE
- BICOASTAL BRAWL ANCHORS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT NIGHT
- NICOLE BECANNON: NEW ‘IT’ GIRL OF ROAST BATTLE
- ROAST BATTLE PRESENTS: HOMECOMING! STARRING OLIVIA GRACE
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 20
- UNDERCARDS MEET THE UNDERTAKER ON HALLOWEEN
- HALLOWEEN SETS THE STAGE FOR A BLOODY NIGHT OF BATTLES
- MIGHTY LIGHT FIGHT NIGHT STILL BITING AND TIGHT
- BATTLES SET TO RAGE IN OCTOBER HEAT
- ROSARIO DAWSON FUCKS FAGER
- THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE AVUNCULAR
- MEAN QUEEN JEANNE SWEEPS THREE ROUNDS CLEAN
- BATTLE OF THE BIG-LIPPED ALL STARS SET TO CAP OFF FIVE FIGHT NIGHT
- BATTLE VETERANS LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 19
- SEVEN FIGHT NIGHT PROVIDES COMEDY IN THE MIDST OF TRAGEDY
- BOATLOAD OF BATTLES BRINGS BELLY ROOM TO ITS KNEES
- BELLY ROOM PREPARES FOR DOOR GUY/PIZZA GUY BLOOD BATH
- PACKED FIGHT CARD SEES SHATTERED EGOES AND GLASS BOTTLES ALIKE
- OVERSTUFFED UNDERCARDS PROMISE COMEDY CARNAGE
- COLD ROOM THROWS OFF BATTLERS ON A HOT STREAK
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 18
- OLD FAVORITES RETURN TO THE BELLY ROOM IN SEVEN-FIGHT NIGHT
- ROCK-SOLID FIGHTS LIGHT UP TUESDAY NIGHT
- BELLY ROOM PREPARES FOR BATTLE MITZVAH
- DOUBLE MAIN EVENT TAKES A HEEL TURN
- BELLY ROOM GOES NUCLEAR WITH WILD EIGHT FIGHT NIGHT
- HANDICAPPED AND HOMELESS FACE OFF ON SOLID SIX-FIGHT NIGHT
- ROAST BATTLE ROCKS TILL WHEELCHAIR WHEELS FALL OFF
- ROAST BATTLE PRESENTS: CRIPPLE FIGHT
- 2017 Roastie Awards: And The Winners Are…
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 17
- HIGH EXPECTATIONS MET AND EXCEEDED IN LEGENDARY NIGHT
- STARS ALIGN FOR LEGENDARY FIGHT CARD
- KELLER IS STELLAR TO CAP OFF SOLID SIX FIGHT NIGHT
- INSULTS! HOT CHICKS! JEWS! SEVEN FIGHT NIGHT HAS IT ALL.
- 2017 Roasties: The Nominees Are…
- CHAOS AND CONTROVERSY BUOY BELLY ROOM BLOODLETTING
- Verbal Violence Playlist (DJ-IN-MY-DNA)
- VETS AND NEWCOMERS COLLIDE IN FURIOUS FOUR FIGHT NIGHT
- LADIES SWING FOR THE FENCES AND (MOSTLY) HIT HOME RUNS ON RAUCOUS FIGHT NIGHT
- SEX, DRUGS, AND SAVAGERY IN THE BELLY ROOM
- STEADY BUILD TO TWO ALL-TIME GREAT FIGHTS
- THUNDEROUS NIGHT OF UNDERCARDS SET TO ROCK THE BELLY ROOM
- GAY COMICS BOTTOM OUT AT STRAIGHT WHITE MALES RECLAIM THE TOP
- FIVE ON FIVE: Best Burns You’ve Ever Heard
- ROAST BATTLE IS GAY
- Roast Battle Fantasy League – The Midseason Report
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 13 (Bi-Coastal Edition)
- MAIN EVENT MEANNESS CAPS OFF AWKWARD-ENERGY FIGHT NIGHT
- LIGHT FIGHT CARD PRECEDES HEAVYWEIGHT CLASH TO CLOSE OUT MARCH
- DISASTROUS FINALE UNABLE TO DERAIL SOLID BATTLE NIGHT
- DOUBLE TROUBLE AS TWO MAIN EVENTS ANCHOR PACKED FIGHT NIGHT
- PACKED NIGHT OF BATTLES DRAWS BLOOD
- HEAVYWEIGHTS HEADLINE SEVEN-FIGHT NIGHT
- TUESDAY IN THE BELLY ROOM WAS THE TITS!
- CROWD PREPARES FOR NIGHT HEAVY ON ROAST BATTLE VIRGIN SACRIFICES
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 12
- BATTLES EXPERIENCE CONTROVERSIAL JUDGING HEADING INTO NEW YORK CONFLICT
- TRIPLE MAIN EVENT ANCHORS BELLY ROOM BEFORE ROAST BATTLE GOES BI-COASTAL
- ALL-TIME MAIN EVENT DESTROYS ON THE ROAD TO NEW YORK
- HARD HITTING HEAVYWEIGHTS TOP OFF A FIVE-FIGHT NIGHT
- MCSPADDEN SLAMS DUNKLEMAN IN NIGHT FULL OF COMEDY CARNAGE
- HATEFUL HEARTS SET TO CLASH FOR VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE
- KILLER MAIN EVENT ANCHORS SO-SO UNDERS, PLUS A MESSAGE TO NEW YORK
- DIRTY DOZEN SET TO DESTROY IN SIX FIGHT NIGHT
- The Roast Battle Fantasy League – January
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 11
- BELLY ROOM REIGNS SUPREME AS HUMILIATION STATION
- ROAST BATTLE RETURNS TO BELLY ROOM AFTER CASTILLO CLAIMS CROWN
- ROAD TO ROAST BATTLE ENDS WITH FINAL L.A. REGIONAL FIGHTS
- ALL-TIME GREAT BATTLE SETS UP PERFECT TRANSITION FROM STAGE TO SCREEN FOR SEASON 2
- MIXED BAG OF MAYHEM MAKES WAY FOR HUGE DOUBLE MAIN EVENT
- ROAST BATTLE REGIONALS SHOWCASE SOME OF BELLY ROOM’S FINEST
- EIGHT-BATTLE NIGHT BRINGS HIGHS, LOWS, DANCE NUMBERS, AND SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
- BATTLES SET TO POP AMIDST TV EXCITEMENT
- ROAST BATTLE II REGIONALS TEAR THROUGH DENVER AND ATLANTA
- CHAPPELLE POPS IN FOR TRIPLE-WHEELCHAIR FIGHT NIGHT
- Roast Battle Fantasy Report, Week One
- SIX ROUNDS OF FURY SET TO RING IN 2017
- ROAST BATTLE II REGIONALS OFF TO A VICIOUS START IN NEW YORK CITY
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 10
- 2016′S LAST NIGHT OF BATTLES PAVES WAY FOR RISING ROAST STARS
- Roast Battle Fantasy League: Draft Results and Season Preview
- 2016’S FINAL ROAST BATTLES SET TO UNLEASH FIREWORKS UPON THE BELLY ROOM
- Roast Battle 2016: The Year in Pictures
- YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS, AND HE FUCKING SUCKS
- NOT-SO-SILENT NIGHT EXPECTED AT LAST BATTLE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
- TEN BATTLES POWER THROUGH BELLY ROOM WITH FORCE AND GRACE
- BATTLERS WAGE WAR IN BELLY ROOM OF THE BEAST
- The Official 2017 Roast Battle Fantasy League Draft Guide
- HEAVYWEIGHT CLASH CAPS AWKWARD ENERGY FIGHT NIGHT
- NYC’S FINEST TO JUDGE SIX FIGHT SPECTACULAR
- The Roast Battle Title: Who’s Next?
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 9
- BOUNDARIES PUSHED AND EGOS DESTROYED IN STELLAR FIGHT NIGHT
- CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT SET TO ANCHOR POST-HOLIDAY BLOODBATH
- WAVE CRASHES ON TRIPLETS AS HATERS DOUBLE DOWN
- HIGHLY ANTICIPATED SEVEN-FIGHT NIGHT IGNITES TONIGHT
- UNDERCARDS OVERBOOKED BEFORE BICOASTAL BLOWOUT
- ROAD TO ROAST BATTLE CAPS OFF ROUND TWO WITH LOS ANGELES TAPING
- BATTLES RETURN TO BELLY DAY BEFORE TV TAPING
- NOBODY SAFE AS BRUTAL BATTLES LEAVE BELLY BELLOWING
- EIGHT FIGHTS USHER IN NOVEMBER IN THE BELLY ROOM
- Top Ten Lists: Making a Dream Battle Card
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 8
- RECORD-MATCHING FIGHT CARD FIRES ON ALL CYLINDERS
- VETS AND VIRGINS CLASH IN UNDERCARDS FOR JAM-PACKED EIGHT FIGHT NIGHT
- Top Ten Lists: Battlers I Wish Battled More
- SLATE OF STELLAR BATTLES BATTERS TIMID CROWD INTO SUBMISSION
- ROAST BATTLE SET TO KICK OFF HEAT WAVE WITH EIGHT SCORCHING BOUTS
- Top Ten Lists: Rematches That Need to Happen
- LADIES DAZZLE ON SIX-FIGHT NIGHT
- A FIGHT FOR ROAST BATTLE SUPREMACY TRUMPS THE BATTLE FOR THE PRESIDENCY
- Top Ten Lists: Opportunity Knocks
- ALL-TIME CLASSIC BATTLE ANCHORS SOLID FIGHT NIGHT
- SPECIAL MEAN BOY/WAVE MATCHUP CHERRY ON TOP OF SEVEN-FIGHT NIGHT
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 7
- JUDGES PULL NO PUNCHES WHILE NEWCOMERS KILL IN UNDERCARDS
- Would You Let The Stats Smash?
- FIGHT FAVORITES RETURN FOR SIX BATTLE BLOWOUT
- RUTHLESS ROASTING RIPS ROOM APART, ESPECIALLY FROM RAUCOUS WOMEN
- VETERAN BATTLERS READY TO PROVE THEIR INSULTS STILL CARRY WEIGHT
- Battler Spotlight: Tom Goss
- RECORD-BREAKING FIGHT NIGHT HAS HIGHS, LOWS, AND LOVE
- HISTORICALLY PACKED FIGHT CARD LOOKS TO KEEP THE BELLY FULL
- Battler Spotlight: David Deery
- SOLID WRITING MEETS BALLSY THEATRICS IN ENVELOPE-PUSHING MAIN EVENT
- SEPTEMBER SET TO START STRONG WITH SIX-FIGHT SLATE OF BATTLES
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 6
- Battler Spotlight: Doug Fager
- LESSONS LEARNED BY NEWCOMERS ON FOUR FIGHT NIGHT
- NIGHT FULL OF NEWCOMERS PROMISES DRAMA FOR FINAL AUGUST FIGHTS
- Battler Spotlight: Alex Duong
- GAGGLE OF NEWCOMERS TURNS UP THE HEAT BEFORE FIERY MAIN EVENT
- TOP ROASTERS READY TO RUMBLE AS DOG DAYS OF SUMMER KICK IN
- Battle Breakdown: Leah Kayajanian vs. Connor McSpadden
- HOOPER DEFENDS TITLE IN ROLLER-COASTER NIGHT OF BATTLES
- LOS ANGELES TITLE UP FOR GRABS ON FIERCE FOUR-FIGHT NIGHT
- Battle Breakdown: Alex Hooper vs. Jay Light
- CAN’T FIGHT THE CATFIGHTS ON STELLAR NIGHT OF BATTLES
- FIVE FIGHT NIGHT PROMISES BIG HITS
- Battle Breakdown: Dan Nolan vs. Toby Muresianu
- BLACK CURSE LIFTED FOR FIRST BATTLES BACK IN BELLY
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 5
- ROAST BATTLE RETURNS TO BELLY ROOM WITH THE STRENGTH OF TV KNOWLEDGE
- THE 2016 ROASTIES: The Winners
- THE 2016 ROASTIES: The Preview
- CANADA TRUMPS AMERICA ON THE VERGE OF MONTREAL
- ONE WEEK BEFORE AIR, BELLY ROOM BRAWLS BRING HEAT
- BOYS RULE, GIRLS DROOL AS ROAST BATTLE REMAINS SUPER FUCKIN’ COOL
- BOYS AND GIRLS CLOSE GENDER GAP IN FIVE-FIGHT NIGHT
- Battler Spotlight: Connor McSpadden
- And The Nominees Are…
- NAIL-BITER MAIN EVENT CAPS MIXED BAG FIGHT NIGHT
- DARK HORSES SET TO COLLIDE IN BELLY ROOM BLOODBATH
- Battler Spotlight: Leah Kayajanian
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 4
- BARKER REIGNS SUPREME IN BELLY ROOM’S BEST-EVER BRAWL
- FIVE FIGHTS, FOUR JUDGES, THREE WEEKS TIL AIRTIME
- Battler Spotlight: Keith Carey
- BATTLERS SLING FIERY JOKES AND HOT GARBAGE IN POST-ROAD ROASTS
- ROAST BATTLE RETURNS TO CALIFORNIA FOR SWELTERING SUMMERTIME SLAMFEST
- Battler Spotlight: Earl Skakel
- COMEDY LEGENDS COME TOGETHER FOR EPIC NIGHT OF NETWORK ROASTING
- ROAST, CAMERA, ACTION!
- Battler Spotlight: Olivia Grace
- BATTLES DELIVER, SAUDI PRINCE DESTROYS IN HOT SHIT FIGHT NIGHT
- DOUBLE MAIN EVENT PROMISES TWO TIMES THE BLOODSHED
- Battler Spotlight: Jay Light
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 3
- BATTLES WERE GREAT, BATTLE BETWEEN JUDGES REMAINS UNDECIDED
- FOUR FIGHT NIGHT CLOSES OUT MAY AS SUMMER SURPRISES AWAIT
- Battler Spotlight: Jeff Sewing
- NO ONE IS SAFE AS TOP BATTLERS VERBALLY SET BELLY ROOM ABLAZE
- HATERS PREPARE TO PLAY HARDBALL ON SIX-FIGHT NIGHT
- ROASTERS BRING THE HEAT FOR A SIX-FIGHT BATTLE TREAT
- FIVE-FIGHT NIGHT FEATURES CLASH OF UNDEFEATED IN DUAL MAIN EVENT DEBUTS
- SEXUAL TENSION AND A SOLID MAIN EVENT ANCHOR A LONG NIGHT IN THE BELLY ROOM
- ROAST BATTLE HOT STREAK SET TO CONTINUE WITH 5 UNDERS, OC MAIN EVENT
- Battler Spotlight: Alex Hooper
- ROASTERS ROCK THE ROOM AND SEND DICKS FLYING ON HIGH-ENERGY FIGHT NIGHT
- MAY’S FIRST ROAST BATTLE SET TO SHOW OFF NEWBIES, OLDIES, AND LADIES
- Battler Spotlight: Toby Muresianu
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 2
- FIVE FIGHT NIGHT DOESN’T DISAPPOINT, RANKINGS SHAKE-UP IMMINENT
- FOUR FIGHT NIGHT READY TO DELIGHT AS APRIL SHOWERS BRING ROAST FLOWERS
- Battler Spotlight: Dan Nolan
- BATTLES GOOD AND BAD LEAD TO PRETTY AVERAGE FIGHT NIGHT
- FIVE FIGHT FRENZY ALL SET UNLESS PEOPLE ARE HOSPITALIZED AGAIN
- ONE BATTLER SHINES IN UNDERCARD, SKAKEL/CAREY RESCUE THE NIGHT
- PACKED FIGHT NIGHT PROMISES PUNCHES GALORE
- NEW CHAMPION CROWNED AS UNDERCARDS UNDERWHELM
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 1
- RANKS RETURN AS TWO FIGHT NIGHT TO DETERMINE WORST/BEST
- ALL-TIME FIGHT NIGHT PRECEDES MAJOR NETWORK NEWS
- ORIGINAL REPORTER BACK AFTER FIT OF JEALOUS RAGE
- FOUR NEW BATTLE STARS EMERGE FROM THE WRECKAGE OF UNDERCARD MANIA
- FIVE HOT UNDERCARDS READY TO TURN BATTLE WORLD UPSIDE DOWN
- FOUR FIGHTS ALRIGHT AS REPORTER PROCRASTINATES
- MARCH “U MAD”NESS CONTINUES WITH FOUR FIGHT NIGHT
- BATTLERS COME TO PLAY, SEINFELD STAYS AWAY
- MARCH 8, FULL OF HATE, DARES FOUR-FIGHT NIGHT TO IMPRESS
- WOW WTF WAS THAT RIGHT? NO JK IT STILL WASN’T MATT LEWIS.
- MARCH “U MAD”NESS BEGINS WITH LITE FIGHT NIGHT
- MAIN EVENT SPUTTERS AFTER UNREAL UNDERCARDS
- GENDER WARS TAKE OVER ROAST BATTLE IN FIVE HOT FIGHTS
- MAIN EVENT MISSES MARK BUT BATTLE NIGHT STILL ALRIGHT
- PACKED FIGHT NIGHT SET TO REDUCE BELLY ROOM TO RUBBLE
- LATE REPORT RECAPS LAST WEEKS FOUR FANTASTIC FIGHTS
- FOUR FIGHT NIGHT SET AS ROASTMASTER RETURNS TO JUDGES PANEL
- ROAST BATTLE RETURNS TO BELLY ROOM FOR FLAME-RIDDEN FIGHT NIGHT
- ROAST BATTLE POST RIOT READY TO KEEP TRAIN ROLLIN’
- ROAST BATTLE CLOSES OUT SATURDAY NIGHT RIOT WITH STYLE
- FOUR FESTIVE FIGHTS SET TO START A ROASTING RIOT
- ALL THREE FIGHTS THRILL IN FINAL FIGHTS BEFORE RIOT FEST
- FIGHT NIGHT LIGHT TONIGHT AS WE GET READY TO ROAST RIOT
- LATE REPORT FOCUSES ON THE POSITIVE, RB STARTS FESTIVAL TOUR
- RIOT LA AWAITS AS FRESH BLOOD READY FOR FIGHT NIGHT SPOTLIGHT
- FINALS MATCH SET AFTER ALL-TIME FIGHT NIGHT
- SIX FIGHT NIGHT TO CAPPED OFF BY SEMIFINALS
- BATTLES RAGE, LIVES SAVED AND A POTATO GETS NAILED
- FOUR FIGHT NIGHT SET TO START ‘16 WITH SIZZLE
- LAST YEAR’S FINAL BATTLES ARE THIS YEAR’S FIRST REPORT
- 2K15 ALL SET TO END WITH A ROAST BATTLE BANG
- DAVE CHAPPELLE STEALS SHOW IN WILD BATTLE NIGHT
- GEESE LAY SIX FESTIVE FIGHTS AS SECOND ROUND COMES TO A CLOSE
- SAUDI PRINCE INVADES BELLY ROOM, FIVE OF SIX BATTLES SLAY
- FIRE FROM SIX FIGHT NIGHT PRIMED TO WARM US UP DURING LA’S COLD SNAP
- SECOND ROUND MATCH STARTS WITH SIZZLE AS UNDERCARDS STALL
- TOURNEY RESUMES TO TOP OFF TRIO OF BATTLES
- WOMEN WIN THE NIGHT AS WE AWAIT THE SECOND ROUND
- LITE FIGHT NIGHT AFTER TOURNEY TAKES WEEK OFF
- SECOND ROUND SET AS REPORT COMES BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
- FIRST TOURNEY ROUND COMES TO A CLOSE WITH UNDERCARD-A-PALOOZA
- TOURNEY DRAMA UNFOLDS FOLLOWING MONSTER MAIN EVENT
- SIX BATTLES + FOUR JUDGES = ONE HOT SHOW FOR US ALL
- FOUR FIGHTS DELIGHT WHILE JUDGES TRY TO KEEP IT ALL TOGETHER
- PACKED PANEL OF JUDGES SET FOR FOUR FIGHT NIGHT
- TERRIFIC TOURNEY START COVERS FOR MEH MAIN EVENT
- ROAST BATTLE TOURNEY COMMENCES AS PART OF FIVE BATTLE NIGHT
- FIGHT NIGHT ALRIGHT AS ROAST BATTLE CONTINUES WORLD DOMINATION
- REPORTER RETURNS FROM ROAD READY TO WRITE FOUR FIGHT NIGHT
- GOSS IS THE BOSS ON ORANGE COUNTY-CENTRIC FIGHT NIGHT
- ORANGE COUNTY COMES BANGING ON ROAST BATTLE’S FRONT DOOR
- TRADED BARBS TRIUMPH OVER TRAGEDY AS BATTLE MARCHES ON
- MASSIVE MAIN EVENT CAPS OFF CRAZY FOUR FIGHT NIGHT
- “GUYS NIGHT” IN ROAST BATTLE IS GUY’S NIGHT IN MAIN EVENT
- LIGHT BATTLE NIGHT CLOSES WITH HEAVYWEIGHT HEADLINER BOUT
- ROASTMASTER RETURNS AS BATTLES DAZZLE ALL NIGHT LONG
- ROASTMASTER RETURNS FOR CATACLYSMIC CAT FIGHT
- ALL-TIME MAIN EVENT LEAVES BELLY ROOM A SMOLDERING MESS
- NYC BATTLES REACH NEW HEIGHTS AMIDST HIGH HOLY DAYS
- TOP TEN MAIN EVENT PROMISES PRIMO BATTLE NIGHT
- NEW YORK’S ROASTMASTERS GET A VISIT FROM THE GENERAL HIMSELF
- BATTLES DELIGHT AS JUDGES SPIT FIRE ALL NIGHT
- REPORTER RETURNS FROM RING READY TO WRITE FOR GREAT BATTLE NIGHT
- NEW YORK’S ROASTMASTERS SHOW HOW TO PROPERLY BE “A TOTAL HUNK OF GARBAGE” IN THE RING
- UNDERCARDS SHINE AS MAIN EVENT ENDS WITH A JUDGE-INDUCED BANG
- ROAST BATTLE RUMBAS BACK FROM ECHO PARK FOR WEHO RUMBLE
- ROASTMASTERS WEEK TWO SEES A TRIO OF TOP-NOTCH BATTLES
- “FULL HOUSE” IN BELLY ROOM AS BATTLES DONT DISAPPOINT
- FOUR FIGHTS, HEADLINER CLASH CLOSE OUT SUMMER OF ROAST
- FIVE BATTLES BLOW UP BELLY, NYC REVIEW HITS REPORT
- NEW YORK CITY WELCOMES THE ROASTMASTERS
- AUGUST CLOSES HOT WITH FOUR BATTLE AFFAIR
- HOT FIGHTS AND COMEDY ICON UNITE FOR GREAT SHOW
- SUMMER OF ROAST CONTINUES WITH 4 FIGHT NIGHT
- LAST WEEK’S BATTLES…TODAY
- HATERS RISE FROM THE TABLE TO HEADLINE 3 FIGHT NIGHT
- HOT AUGUST FIGHTS STARTS NICE, COMEDY DUO DOES IT AGAIN
- 4 BATTLES, 4 JUDGES, 4X THE FUN FOR ALL
- AND THE WINNERS ARE…
- ROAST BATTLE COMES HOME, RECEIVES HERO’S WELCOME
- ROASTMASTERS RETURN FROM RAUCOUS CANADIAN SHOWCASE
- AND THE NOMINEES ARE…
- DIRTY DOZEN LIVES UP TO HYPE IN SIX BATTLE BONANZA
- DIRTY DOZEN SET TO DAZZLE ROAST BATTLE
- ROASTMASTER RETURNS, BATTLES BLOW UP, TONY TAKES TORCH TO ALL
- TWO FIGHT NIGHT EASES RETURN OF ROASTMASTER
- JU-SAY THE BATTLES WERE MEH, I SAY JU-LY
- ROAST BATTLE CELEBRATES PRIDE WITH ALL-MALE SHOW
- FIVE BATTLES/THREE JOKE-OFFS SPRAY LOADS OF FUN
- FIVE BATTLE NIGHT PROMISES TO START SUMMER WITH SIZZLE
- JUST TWO BATTLES AMAZE, JUST FOR LAUGHS AWAITS
- 4 FIGHT NIGHT, DIVERSE JUDGE GROUP SET UP FOR TUESDAY ALL-TIMER
- NO ROASTMASTER, NO PROBLEM AS BATTLES EXCITE ALL NIGHT
- 3 BATTLES/JUDGE-A-PALOOZA MAKE UP FOR MISSING ROASTMASTER
- 1ST AND 3RD BATTLES DELIGHT, CROWD/JUDGES BLACK OUT THE SPACE BETWEEN
- 3 FIGHT NIGHT RETURNS, WRITER EXPECTS BAD CAITLYN JENNER REFERENCES
- MEDIOCRITY/CONTROVERSY ABOUND, NEW RANKS COVER REPORT DELAY
- WRITER SURVIVES LOSS/27TH YEAR TO DELIVER SOLID ROAST BATTLE PREVIEW
- TOP BATTLERS DUKE IT OUT, ROASTMASTER GENERAL DISROBES IN ECSTASY
- LOCAL COMEDIAN URGES TOWN TO PREPARE FOR INCREDIBLE NIGHT AT ROAST BATTLE
- WEIRD VIBE, ROAST BATTLE STILL TOO GOOD FOR WEIRD
- 3 BATTLE NIGHT, NEW SOCIAL MEDIA VENTURES EXCITE SCENE
- CINCO DE BATTALA ES MUY CALIENTE, TELEVISÒN EN EL FUTURO¿
- NEW RANKS, HEAVYWEIGHT FIGHT SET UP 4-BATTLE NIGHT
- NEW BATTLERS SHINE, JOTN CLIP FINALLY HITS REPORT!
- 4 BATTLES/GREAT JUDGES CLOSE OUT APRIL STRONG AF
- RETURN OF THE ROASTMASTER COVERS FOR OK BATTLES
- NEW RANKS! PREVIEWS! AND A BIT OF A DISCLAIMER…
- BAD ASS BATTLES, BARE ASS EARL HIGHLIGHT FIGHT NIGHT
- REPORTER RETURNS FROM RING, IS BETTER MAN/LOVER
- DISABILITIES CONQUERED, FRIENDSHIPS TESTED AS THE BATTLE SOARS AGAIN
- BATTLE REPORTER ENTERS MAIN EVENT, FRIEND COVERS FOR HIM
- MANGO MAKES FOR A TOUGH JUDGE,BATTLES UNDERWHELM
- 2 BATTLE NIGHT/SURPRISE GUEST JUDGE KEEPS RB NATION IN SUSPENSE
- NEW BATTLERS TAKE THE NEW RANKS TO OVER 100 BATTLERS!
- “IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK”-MOSES/RELL/EVERYONE IN THE GD ROOM
- ROAST BATTLE/REPORT RETURN TO LA!
- BATTLE BOWS OUT OF SXSW WITH A BANG, WRITER SAVES FACE WITH PICKS
- RETURN OF THE ROASTMASTER,GUEST JUDGES THRILL SXSW
- BATTLES WERE EXCELLENT, AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT I HEARD BC IM STILL IN CALI
- SXSW DEBUT IN TEXAS, BEIBER ROAST IN LA TONIGHT OVERSHADOW NEW RANKS!
- 4 GREAT BATTLES, COMEDY G.O.A.T., SEXUAL TENSH HIGHLIGHT ROAST BATTLE
- 5 N00BZ, TOP 10 BATTLER, BEN SAVAGE TO JUDGE IN LAST FIGHT NIGHT BEFORE SXSW
- ALMOST EXACTLY HALF THE BATTLE WAS LEGIT, JEFF/EARL/JUDGES KILL
- FAMILIAR FACES BECOME FOES IN THE ON FUN
- NEW RANKS RANKLE ROASTERS
- 4 BATTLE NIGHT PACKS GOOD TIMEZ FROM START TO FINISH
- ROAST BATTLE ADDED TO SXSW LINEUP!
- 4-BATTLE NIGHT PROMISES LAUGHZ/DRAMA
- EXCELLENT UNDERCARD SETS UP FOR SOLID MAIN EVENT
- HOTTEST SHOW IN LA NEEDS WEB SITE, HANDSOME COMEDIAN STEPS UP TO PLATE
- WELCOME TO THE ROAST REPORT!!!
Music
Podcast
- Blockbusting #6: Frank Castillo Hates Wanted
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #72: Paige Wesley
- Blockbusting #5: Pat Barker Hates La La Land
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #71: Dave Sirus, Part 2
- Blockbusting #4: Zane Helberg Hates The Babadook
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #70: Dave Sirus, Part 1
- Blockbusting #3: Raj Rawal Hates Dunkirk
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #69: Jay Light Revisited
- Blockbusting #2: Dean Peters Hates Dragon Blade
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #68: Haiti
- Blockbusting #1: Jake Marin Hates The Wolf of Wall Street
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #67: Megan Gailey
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #66: John-Michael Bond
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #65: Hormoz Rashidi
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #64: Kerryn Feehan
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #63: Annie Lederman
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #62: Rich Slaton
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #61: Joe Eurell
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #60: Jesus Trejo
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #59: Sarah Keller
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #58: Alex Duong
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #57: Chris Redd/Jak Knight
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #56: Zac Amico
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #55: Keith Carey Revisited
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #54: Eli Sairs
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #53: Madison Sinclair
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #52: Mike Schmidt
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #51: Heather Marulli
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #50: Pat Barker
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #49: Alex Hooper
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #48: Joshua Meyrowitz
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #47: Jeff Ross
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #46: Willie Hunter
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #45: Ramsey Badawi
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #44: The Catfight
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #43: Jeanne Whitney
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #42: Lindsey Jennings
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #41: Nicole Aimee Schreiber
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #40: Jerron Horton
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #39: Frank “The Champ” Castillo
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #7: Alex Hooper vs. Keith Carey
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #38: Tony Bartolone
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #37: Tom Goss
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #32: Doug Fager
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #36: Candice Thompson
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #35: Keith Carey
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #34: Election Special
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #33: Nicole Becannon
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #31: Jeremiah Watkins
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #30: Anna Valenzuela
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #29: Omid Singh
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #28: Toby Muresianu
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #27: Robin Tran
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #26: Julie Seabaugh
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #25: Dan Nolan, Pt. 2
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #24: Dan Nolan, Pt. 1
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #23: Earl Skakel Revisited
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #22: Jamar Neighbors
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #21: Sarah Tiana
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #20: Jay Light
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #19: Matthew Broussard
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #18: Connor McSpadden
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #17: Kim Congdon
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #15: George Perez
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #14: Tony Hinchcliffe
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #16: Mike Lawrence
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #13: The Sklar Brothers, Pt. 2
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #12: The Sklar Brothers, Pt. 1
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #11: Joe Dosch
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #10: The Dirty Dozen, Pt. 2
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #9: The Dirty Dozen, Pt. 1
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #8: Leah Kayajanian
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #6: Sina Amedson vs. Pat Barker
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #5: Olivia Grace vs. Keith Carey
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #4: Coach Tea
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #3: The All-Negro Wave
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #2: The House Hater
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #1: Battlers
- VERBAL VIOLENCE #0: The Origin Story
Uncategorized
- BELLY ROOM SET TO GET DEMONIC ON NIGHT FULL OF VIRGIN SACRIFICES
- KEITH CAREY IS JUST NORMAL OBESE NOW
- SARAH’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON
- The Top 100 Battles in Verbal Violence History
- NO CANDLES OR ROSES DURING INTIMATE FIGHT NIGHT
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 23
- FIGHT NIGHT HYPE PITS MAC VS. LIGHT
- MYSTERY IN THE RING MAKES AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
- INDEPENDENCE DAY BATTLES PROMISE BLOOD AND FIREWORKS
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 16
- CHICKS OVER DICKS IN BELLY ROOM BRAWLS
- PROMISING UNDERCARDS SET THE STAGE FOR A MAIN EVENT WITH SUICIDAL TENDENCIES
- JOE EURELL IS HOT AS HELL
- DREAMS AND RECORDS WILL BE MADE OR SHATTERED IN TONIGHT’S FIGHTS
- THE MANTHER, THE WHITE BITCH, AND THE WHORE JOKES
- NO JUNE GLOOM IN THE BELLY ROOM
- JUDGMENT DAY IN THE BELLY ROOM
- MEAN BOYS SET TO JUDGE SAD BOYS
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 15
- STRONG NIGHT OF BATTLES CAPPED OFF BY INSTANTLY LEGENDARY REMATCH
- SIX FIGHT NIGHT SET TO BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE BELLY ROOM
- SAIRS RETAINS TITLE ON THE ROAD AS NEW YORK AND L.A. SPLIT FOUR FIGHTS
- BICOASTAL WAR TO BE WAGED IN BELLY ROOM ON HISTORY MAKING NIGHT
- RISING BATTLE STARS SHINE BRIGHT WHILE OTHERS FLAME OUT ON SIX-FIGHT NIGHT
- STACKED FIGHT CARD IN WEEK BEFORE BICOASTAL BRAWL
- ROASTMASTER RUFFLES FEATHERS IN MAIN EVENT MELEE
- OLD FAVORITES TO RETURN IN STELLAR SIX FIGHT NIGHT
- UNDERCARDS SHINE LEADING TO ANTICIPATED MAIN EVENT
- BOY’S CLUB IN THE BELLY ROOM, ONE GIRL ALLOWED
- Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 14
- JUDGES SPIT FIRE ON EVENING OF UNDERDOG UPSETS
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