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MERRY XXX-MAS

MERRY XXX-MAS

The aroma in the air is that of pine needles clogging up your carpets and stabbing you in the feet. Our ears are bleeding from the same Christmas songs we are forced to hear on repeat every year. That's right. The holidays are right around the corner, but the only...

DRAMATIC NIGHT IS UNANIMOUSLY UNANIMOUS

DRAMATIC NIGHT IS UNANIMOUSLY UNANIMOUS

It was a packed house this past Tuesday for an epic night of battles. At Roast Battle we know there’s no better way to prep for going home for the holidays than with some verbal violence. It was an overflowing VIP section with judges Ramon Rivas, Kelly Kursten, Jasmin...

ROAST BATTLE FAVORITES LOOK TO IMPEACH EACH OTHER

ROAST BATTLE FAVORITES LOOK TO IMPEACH EACH OTHER

We have a red-hot lineup tonight packed with some of Roast Battle's favorite up-and-coming battlers. Making her judging debut we have E! News’ producer Kelly Kursten, who will be joined by the return of Ramon Rivas (Comedy Central, HBO). Rounding out the VIP section,...

DECEMBER’S FIRST BATTLERS LOOK TO GET FROSTY

DECEMBER’S FIRST BATTLERS LOOK TO GET FROSTY

Roast Battle is here to bring out some hot fire and stave off this cold Tuesday. Tonight in the Belly Room, we've got a lot of newcomers cooking up jokes alongside some spicy fresh talent, and a main event with two of the sport's best. As of press time, the judges...

Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 44

Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 44

Another month, another edition of the Roast Battle Power Rankings. November 2019 saw two RB legends defend their top tier rankings, and another pair of battle vets make their Top Ten debuts. Let’s get to it. Top Ten 1. Brett Erickson 12-12. Nicole Becannon 16-83....

WHITE POWER WINS AGAIN IN TRUMP’S AMERICA

WHITE POWER WINS AGAIN IN TRUMP’S AMERICA

Rain or shine, Roast Battle never ceases to bring the heat every Tuesday night at the Comedy Store. As staples that make this show Roast Battle, Boon Shok-A-Lok-A exits the stage while Chantmaster Joshua Meyrowitz begins the “Battle!” chant that reverberates and...

GRAB A FORK AND PIG OUT ON CHUCKLES

GRAB A FORK AND PIG OUT ON CHUCKLES

We've got one hell of a night ready to unfold in the Belly Room. Our first battle of the night is between two first timers, Hector Lara and Esmarelda Villalobos. Hector is pictured here auctioning off his family into sex slavery in exchange for autographed headshots...

VIRGINS LAY IT DOWN IN THE BELLY ROOM

VIRGINS LAY IT DOWN IN THE BELLY ROOM

A cross-section crowd sizzles with anticipation as the energy in the Belly Room swells to turgid proportions.  The room is warm, but this crowd is hot and ready to laugh.  Is the battler encouraged by the hot crowd or are they afraid that if they fail in...

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