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Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 43

Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 43

Welcome back to the Roast Battle Power Rankings, where we break down the brightest stars in our fine sport. Before we begin this month, we must offer a heartfelt apology. Last month, Roast Battle hosted an event at the Ontario Improv. The event consisted of four...

STUPID FUCKING SKIRT HIGHLIGHTS GREAT NIGHT OF BATTLES

STUPID FUCKING SKIRT HIGHLIGHTS GREAT NIGHT OF BATTLES

It’s two nights before Halloween, and to celebrate the audience showed up dead. Fortunately, there was a great slate of battles to gradually reinvigorate them, only for a third of them to leave once the show was rocking. Hey, not every night is perfect, but the...

DIVERSE UNDERCARDS, BUT MAIN EVENTS SHOULD BE GOOD

DIVERSE UNDERCARDS, BUT MAIN EVENTS SHOULD BE GOOD

It’s the Tuesday before Halloween and we’ve got a spooky lineup of undercards featuring all the scariest minorities of the season: Hispanics, Arabs, blacks, and one fat AIDS-y gay. What’s a scary movie without its heroes though? We will be closing the evening with two...

TONIGHT WE’RE IN FOR A TITLE MATCH TREAT

TONIGHT WE’RE IN FOR A TITLE MATCH TREAT

With 2020 hurtling towards us, Roast Battle's latest champion is set to defend his title for the very first time against one of the scariest battlers in the show's second wave of fighters. It's going to be a night to remember, as these two will be flanked by two...

“THE GINEY HOLE MATERIAL HAS GOT TO STOP”

“THE GINEY HOLE MATERIAL HAS GOT TO STOP”

It was an electric night as we celebrated the high holiday in true roast battle style, with solid word play and sick burns. Judging the night’s carnage was Harrison Greenbaum, Ian Edwards, Jeff Ross and Don Barris. First up was a virgin suicide featuring old friends...

FIVE FIGHT NIGHT’S GOT IT GOING ON

FIVE FIGHT NIGHT’S GOT IT GOING ON

We’ve got five great fights for you tonight featuring some old and new favorites. Judging the mayhem tonight we have Harrison Greenbaum (Conan, America's Got Talent, Last Comic Standing) and back from bumping mics all weekend, the Roastmaster General, Jeff Ross. First...

A TALE OF ALL TANKS

A TALE OF ALL TANKS

It was the best of bombs. It was the worst of bombs. Tuesday night ended up being one of the most tragic Roast Battles I’ve ever witnessed. Two promising battles ended up dropping out, and we wound up wishing the ones that did had dropped out as well. Even the...

OCTOBER BRINGS IN SCARY SIX FIGHT FRIGHT NIGHT

OCTOBER BRINGS IN SCARY SIX FIGHT FRIGHT NIGHT

We meet again! Since new episodes of Maury don’t air on Tuesday nights, welcome back to another Roast Battle, you drama-loving queens. Where the jokes are funny, the words are mean, and it may just help you forget about the current state of the country in upheaval....

Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 42

Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 42

After 41 consecutive months with an updated rankings post, the Verbal Violence team finally missed one at the start of September. The streak that started in April of 2016 was finally broken, but the result is a jam-packed Volume 42 that includes two months worth of...

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