Roast Report

GIVE IT UP FOR DEAD BROTHERS, EVERYBODY

The energy in the recently-redesigned Belly Room is red-hot, and the crowd is ready to see some blood after Boon Shok-A-Lok-A shakes what the dumpster gave her. The night's judges' panel – Jeff Ross, Benji Aflalo, Keith Carey, Joe DeRosa – is ready to rip into the...

SIX FIGHTS, THREE VIRGINS, ONE HELL OF A NIGHT

SIX FIGHTS, THREE VIRGINS, ONE HELL OF A NIGHT

Roast Battle is back with more of that hot battle action you crave so much! Even though we don't have info on the judges as of press time, we do have a beautiful slate of battles ready to dazzle the crowd with the meanest jokes Los Angeles has to offer. Let's get to...

BE THE BUTT PLUG

BE THE BUTT PLUG

Welcome back, Roast Battle fans. I plan to give you what you came here for: to read about what happened on Tuesday night. However, I’d first like to address something that every comic has dealt with in their wild ride of stage goofs. That is, the concept of parallel...

FIERY FOUR FIGHT NIGHT

FIERY FOUR FIGHT NIGHT

With Mother’s Day right around the corner, these comedians will disobey everything their mothers ever told them by destroying each other's souls with cruelty. Well, mom, they learned it from watching YOU! Wombatter up! Our first battle is between saucy Aussie Sarah...

Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 38

Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 38

April 2019 was a weird one! While the Roast Battle live tour put on five killer shows in Nashville, Huntsville, Houston, Austin, and Denver, the LA version of the show went through a little lull. The combination of top battlers being wiped out from a few months of...

DISASTERS, DOG FOOD, AND DOUCHES

The crowd was electric this past Tuesday from start to finish. We had everything: a drunk Samoan, a clue master, a mother who’d never had an orgasm, and a wedding. It was a night that reminds us why Roast Battle is so insane and special. We had an overstocked judges...

UNDERCARD ALL-STARS SET TO DELIGHT

They say April showers bring May flowers. Well, tonight’s bloodbath could be the birth of some new all-star battlers. While we have a night of all undercards, they feature some impressive new battlers that have burst onto the scene with a vengeance, leaving trails of...

IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT

IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT

Sometimes in comedy everything just lines up to create a beautiful harmony. The crowd on Tuesday was so fired up it felt like old times. Roast Battle is always fun, but the crowd was so hot it felt like the savage energy and orchestrated chaos that the show was...

SIX BRAVE SOULS STEP INTO THE THUNDERDOME

We live in a strange time. A time where the Academy of Motion Pictures is afraid to have a comedian host their golden statue circle jerk, but the president can say whatever he wants without consequence. The line between prophetic voice of a generation and crazy...

JOKES, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, AND MAYBE A KNIFE!

JOKES, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, AND MAYBE A KNIFE!

Happy Holidays to all our loyal Roast Report readers. We hope you enjoyed your Passover Matzah, Chocolate Easter Bunnies, or 4/20 medicine, whichever your God commands. Unfortunately, there were some technical difficulties, and unlike Jesus Christ, the one true son of...

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