Roast Report

JON STEWART WAS HERE

JON STEWART WAS HERE

The stand up comes to a close and the audience and judge’s section are already packed at the start of the battles. All the parts that make Roast Battle whole are present: Coach Tea, The Wave, Chantmaster Autistic Thunder, Saudi Prince in his corner of hate, and of...

COMMIE HOLIDAY WEEKEND OVER, ROAST BATTLE PREPARES FOR 9/11

It’s Tuesday, the Hebrew holy day of Labor is behind us, and the day of roasting (secular) is upon us. We have five battles that are going to knock the dust off your trousers. Presiding over the carnage to come will be the judges. Every week some of the best comedians...

FANS OF TRANS PROVE THAT #NOTALLMEN CAN HANDLE ROAST BATTLE

FANS OF TRANS PROVE THAT #NOTALLMEN CAN HANDLE ROAST BATTLE

After a long night of standup, the crowd is bloodthirsty. Boon Shok-A-Lok-A is nowhere to be found, but the show rolls right along anyway as Moses introduces this week's firing squad: The Sklar Brothers, Rich Vos, and Jeff Ross. After cracking on Autistic Thunder's...

DOG DAYS OF AUGUST BRING OUT FOUR HOT FIGHTS

DOG DAYS OF AUGUST BRING OUT FOUR HOT FIGHTS

Roast Battle is ready to wrap up August with a slate of solid undercard battles. We've got no main event tonight, sure, but these four fine fights feature some of the best rising fighters along with some intriguing Roast Battle virgins. Judging the action will be...

SOME PIG.

SOME PIG.

As Jeff Ross and Dave Attell close out a very enthralling pre-show with Attell yelling out: “let the roasting begin!”, one thing becomes evident: the energy in the room is different than it has been lately. The last couple months, the “regulars” that attend Roast...

SIX SKIRMISHES SURE TO STIMULATE

We’re all panting through the dog days of summer as Roast Battle returns with an eruptive jam-packed night of battles. Let’s get into it.  Our first battle of the night pits Andrew Van against Perry Grone. It seems we smell a virgin suicide. We are unfamiliar with...

TONY HINCHCLIFFE FINALLY ADMITS HIS SPECIAL SUCKED

It was a wild night in the belly room filled with huge highs and low blows. Judging the carnage we had roast battle legends Mike Lawrence, Alex Hooper and Tony Hinchcliffe. First up we had Roy Ellison taking Sarah Fatemi. Roy volunteers to go first. "Because of her...

NIGHT OF BATTLE ALL-STARS SURE TO DELIGHT

It's the middle of August, it's heating up and there's no sign of it cooling down with a night of absolute fire battles on the books. At current press there are no confirmed judges, but with the lineup we have tonight and the fact that the last few weeks have been...

QUALITY FIGHT NIGHT PLEASES THROUGHOUT

The Roast Battles are set to begin and the Chant Master, Joshua Meyrowitz, is leading the crowd in a spirited “Battle” chant. Moses kicks off the show and introduces Coach Tea in the DJ booth, CP in the judge’s section, and Saudi Prince in the hater’s corner. The...

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