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FEEL THE BURN ON THREE FIGHT NIGHT

FEEL THE BURN ON THREE FIGHT NIGHT

As the February doldrums hit we once again circle around the warmth of the homeless garbage can fire that is a night at Roast Battle.  Warm your bones as the flask bottle of comedy is passed around and you wonder why you cut off the finger tip part of your gloves. ...

IS LOS DIGITS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER?

IS LOS DIGITS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER?

It’s the Tuesday after Valentine’s Day, and the smells of romance and heartbreak are both in the air, wafting around, mixing together, making fucked up smells no one knew existed. And of course, there’s a bunch of people who have never experienced romance or love, and...

FEBRUARY FIGHT NIGHT SHOULD BE GOOD!

FEBRUARY FIGHT NIGHT SHOULD BE GOOD!

Valentine’s Day has come and gone. If you took your guy or gal out for a romantic evening this past Friday, then you’re ahead in the relationship and they owe you. Cash in that favor Tuesday night by making her come to Roast Battle at the Comedy Store, or just get...

“PIGS ARE MAMMALS, DIPSHIT”

“PIGS ARE MAMMALS, DIPSHIT”

What a fantastic night to be back at Roast Battle Tuesday night. The crowd was aflame, the battles were bangers, and the room was so packed it was back to feeling like 1,000 degrees. The judges overseeing the heat at the start of the night were Bruce Jingles, Frank...

HAPPY VERBAL VIOLENCE VALENTINE’S

HAPPY VERBAL VIOLENCE VALENTINE’S

It’s almost Valentine’s Day. The roses are ready to be sniffed, the chocolates are ready to be eaten, and the words are ready to be thrown like daggers into the hearts of fellow roasters. The overseers of this carnival of carnage will consist of Jeff Ross and Bruce...

THIRD FIGHT’S THE CHARM ON A COLD NIGHT IN THE BELLY ROOM

THIRD FIGHT’S THE CHARM ON A COLD NIGHT IN THE BELLY ROOM

Our judges file in – Jerron Horton, Nicole Becannon, and Jeff Ross – and the music cuts out. Sound issues won't stop the show from going on, though, so Moses whips the crowd into a frenzy and kicks off a short night of battles. First up it's Sam Brilhart versus Roy...

Roast Battle Power Rankings, Vol. 46

TONIGHT. ROAST BATTLE HISTORY WILL BE MADE WITH A TITLE MATCH. 12-1 BRETT ERICKSON. 12-3 BRYAN VOKEY. ONLY ONE CAN REIGN SUPREME AS THE PREMIER SHIT-TALKER IN LOS ANGELES. But in the meantime, here are the latest power rankings. Top Ten 1. Brett Erickson 12-1 2. Omid...

2020’S FIRST TITLE MATCH SET TO TEST THE SPORT’S BEST

2020’S FIRST TITLE MATCH SET TO TEST THE SPORT’S BEST

Roast Battle's not fucking around to start the New Year off. Aside from a few rough rookie fights, January's strong slate of battlers proved that the sport is still going strong, and February's first fight card looks to further that trend. We've got two fun undercards...

ROLLER COASTER NIGHT ENDS WITH A BANG

ROLLER COASTER NIGHT ENDS WITH A BANG

The crowd is present, but distant, but the Roast Battle crew is ready to win them over. DJ Coach Tea is present, along with chant master Joshua Meyrowitz, corner hater Saudi Prince, and of course the master of ceremonies, Brian Moses. Judging over the night’s battles...

I SHOULD GET PAID MORE FOR WRITING ABOUT THIS MANY BATTLES

While the rest of the world argues over whether crude jokes about the recently deceased are acceptable, or whether a presidential hopeful should take the endorsement of a comedian who has made jokes at the expense of various marginalized groups, we here at Roast...

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