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THE LAST ROAST BATTLE BEFORE WE ALL DIED

THE LAST ROAST BATTLE BEFORE WE ALL DIED

ed. note: if you want to watch the last Roast Battle before the Comedy Store went dark for the quarantine, watch on the Roast Battle YouTube channel at this link: https://youtu.be/G4pfJP1zQQA Due to the Coronavirus, or as Roast Battle’s own Saudi Prince called it kung...

BEWARE THE CHIDES OF MARCH

BEWARE THE CHIDES OF MARCH

Pretty smart title. Spring is on the verge of springing and jokes are on the verge of being joked. We’ve got five good to great roast battles this week, including some hall of fame roasters in highly anticipated match ups. No word on who the judges will be yet, but as...

ON SPORTSMANSHIP AND FAT JOKES

After a rousing chunk of stand-up performances, we get the battles going. As our judges slide onto the panel – The Sklar Brothers, Tom Green, Jeff Ross, and Tony Hinchcliffe – Moses introduces our first battle. Kicking things off, we have Karina Reyes versus Destiny...

SIX FIGHTS SET TO START SPRINGTIME EARLY

As the Belly Room regulars get ready to see the newest crop of rising talent duke it out in the upcoming tournament, we've got a night with some hungry young fighters ready to prove their worth, capped off by two main events with some of the sport's mainstays. Let's...

Roast Battle Power Rankings, Vol. 47

Roast Battle Power Rankings, Vol. 47

February 2020 is in the books, and while it featured a title match, several top tier individual performances, and one of the absolute worst main events in the show’s history, it may be most significant for creating the Undercard Championship. That’s right, in three...

LARRY! LARRY! LARRY!

LARRY! LARRY! LARRY!

After the birthday roast of our favorite Roast Battle historian, Julie Seabaugh, the char is scraped from the walls and the stage is re-set for a for more burns than a well done steak at an Outback in the Outback.  Our judges include the Roastmaster himself, Jeff...

FEEL THE BURN ON THREE FIGHT NIGHT

FEEL THE BURN ON THREE FIGHT NIGHT

As the February doldrums hit we once again circle around the warmth of the homeless garbage can fire that is a night at Roast Battle.  Warm your bones as the flask bottle of comedy is passed around and you wonder why you cut off the finger tip part of your gloves. ...

IS LOS DIGITS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER?

IS LOS DIGITS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER?

It’s the Tuesday after Valentine’s Day, and the smells of romance and heartbreak are both in the air, wafting around, mixing together, making fucked up smells no one knew existed. And of course, there’s a bunch of people who have never experienced romance or love, and...

FEBRUARY FIGHT NIGHT SHOULD BE GOOD!

FEBRUARY FIGHT NIGHT SHOULD BE GOOD!

Valentine’s Day has come and gone. If you took your guy or gal out for a romantic evening this past Friday, then you’re ahead in the relationship and they owe you. Cash in that favor Tuesday night by making her come to Roast Battle at the Comedy Store, or just get...

“PIGS ARE MAMMALS, DIPSHIT”

“PIGS ARE MAMMALS, DIPSHIT”

What a fantastic night to be back at Roast Battle Tuesday night. The crowd was aflame, the battles were bangers, and the room was so packed it was back to feeling like 1,000 degrees. The judges overseeing the heat at the start of the night were Bruce Jingles, Frank...

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