LADIES SHINE IN LEGENDARY FIGHT NIGHT

LADIES SHINE IN LEGENDARY FIGHT NIGHT

The anticipation in the room is palpable, the audience is frothing at the mouth at what will go down as one of the greatest nights in belly room history. We have a full VIP section with Kim Congdon, Luis J. Gomez, Earl Skakel, Tony Hinchliffe, Leonard Robinson, and...
BEST OF BELLY ROOM SET TO PLEASE AND DESTROY

BEST OF BELLY ROOM SET TO PLEASE AND DESTROY

Holy shit! Here at Roast Battle, we know how to end a year with a bang, and tonight’s going to be explosive. We have the first-ever “Best of Belly Room” battles featuring Roast Battle’s greatest and meanest. These are the crème de crème of battlers, the OGs, the most...
Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 33

Top 50 Power Rankings, Vol. 33

The 33rd edition of the Roast Battle Power Rankings is here, and I don’t have a clever intro. Let’s just get right into it. Los Angeles Top Ten 1. Toby Muresianu 13-4-1 2. Nicole Becannon 11-5 3. Alex Duong 14-7 4. Leah Kayajanian 14-9-1 5. Pat Barker 18-8-2 6. Omid...

NIGHT OF EAT FREAKS FINISHES STRONG

After some technical difficulties and having to start the show late, the audience is hungry for blood. Unfortunately the blood bath was further postponed by having to forcibly remove a white guy for saying the n-word. Our fearless leader and referee Brian Moses once...

NIGHT OF VIRGINS SURE TO BE THANKFUL FOR EPIC JUDGES

With just two days before Thanksgiving, the belly room is sure to be feeling the holiday spirit and be hungry for carnage. Judging tonight’s battles, we have a panel of comedy superstars, starting with Mat Edgar (This is Not Happening), Wayne Federman (Curb Your...

REAL BATTLES GET REAL NOTES

It’s Tuesday night and as usual, Boom Shakalaka is finishing up “Proud Mary”, whipping the crowd into a frenzy of perplexity and excitement. The Chantmaster, Joshua Meyrowitz leads them in the “Battle” chant and the show begins. Coach Tea is in the DJ booth and...

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