JON STEWART WAS HERE

JON STEWART WAS HERE

The stand up comes to a close and the audience and judge’s section are already packed at the start of the battles. All the parts that make Roast Battle whole are present: Coach Tea, The Wave, Chantmaster Autistic Thunder, Saudi Prince in his corner of hate, and of...

COMMIE HOLIDAY WEEKEND OVER, ROAST BATTLE PREPARES FOR 9/11

It’s Tuesday, the Hebrew holy day of Labor is behind us, and the day of roasting (secular) is upon us. We have five battles that are going to knock the dust off your trousers. Presiding over the carnage to come will be the judges. Every week some of the best comedians...

QUALITY FIGHT NIGHT PLEASES THROUGHOUT

The Roast Battles are set to begin and the Chant Master, Joshua Meyrowitz, is leading the crowd in a spirited “Battle” chant. Moses kicks off the show and introduces Coach Tea in the DJ booth, CP in the judge’s section, and Saudi Prince in the hater’s corner. The...
ANTHONY DAVIS SET TO ROAST BATTLE TONIGHT!

ANTHONY DAVIS SET TO ROAST BATTLE TONIGHT!

Tonight is Roast Battle, which can only mean that it’s Tuesday. I’m the first person in Roast Report history to flip that sentence, and this will be the primary focus of today’s report. Zach Stein is a pioneer, a trailblazer, and a maverick. He doesn’t simply see a...
MEN AND WOMEN TIE, STILL DO NOT KNOW WHO IS BETTER

MEN AND WOMEN TIE, STILL DO NOT KNOW WHO IS BETTER

Another Tuesday gone, another delightful evening of Roasting in the books. We got a whole lot out of three battles, and much of that was thanks to the fantastic judging section. As is often the case, the Roastmaster General was in attendance to provide expertise and...

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