JOKES, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, AND MAYBE A KNIFE!

JOKES, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, AND MAYBE A KNIFE!

Happy Holidays to all our loyal Roast Report readers. We hope you enjoyed your Passover Matzah, Chocolate Easter Bunnies, or 4/20 medicine, whichever your God commands. Unfortunately, there were some technical difficulties, and unlike Jesus Christ, the one true son of...
TAX-PAYING CITIZENS SET TO ENJOY ROAST BATTLE

TAX-PAYING CITIZENS SET TO ENJOY ROAST BATTLE

It’s Roast Battle night and that means there’s going to be debauchery, sin, and most importantly roasting. What is this? Notre Dame cathedral? I’m just kidding, I don’t know if they did the debauchery in that catholic church specifically. What I’m trying to say is...
THE ROAD TO TEXAS AND GLORY

THE ROAD TO TEXAS AND GLORY

It’s Tuesday night, and that means our favorite Tina Turner impersonator is telling an unwitting audience that he does not molest thin white male comedians. I didn’t know this was the protocol, so just letting you all know: I also don’t do that. Roast Battle begins...
Road to Texas: The Thrilling Conclusion

Road to Texas: The Thrilling Conclusion

It’s Tuesday, and that means it’s the day of Roast. Last week, we saw Keith Carey punch his ticket to Texas. Tonight, we find out who will win the misfortune of having to sit next to him on an airplane. Plus, we’ve got three hot battles that are just for the right to...
THE BEST OF THE BEST, AND THE SWEDISH

THE BEST OF THE BEST, AND THE SWEDISH

The Belly Room is electric as Boon Shok-A-Loka finishes his rendition of Proud Mary, and that’s the last we see of him. Or is it? The show begins as always with a “Battle” chant led by the incomparable Autistic Thunder, Joshua Meyrowitz. The host and referee, Brian...

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