MEN AND WOMEN: CAN THEY GET ALONG?

MEN AND WOMEN: CAN THEY GET ALONG?

I wonder how many good dads read this. Regardless, happy Father’s Day, but that’s in the near past and we need to focus on the near future. What’s in the near future? Oh! There’s a Roast Battle at the Comedy Store in the near future, I guess I’ll write about that....
VIRGINS SURPRISE WITH COMPETENT PERFORMANCE

VIRGINS SURPRISE WITH COMPETENT PERFORMANCE

It’s a special night in the belly room, as we have six brand new Roast Battlers. Regardless of stand up experience, Roast Battle is a very unique show that can be daunting to the most seasoned comedian, with a rowdy crowd and big name comedians judging your writing....
VIRGINS, A PORN STAR, AND A BI-COASTAL BRAWL

VIRGINS, A PORN STAR, AND A BI-COASTAL BRAWL

It’s Tuesday and that can only mean one thing. It can actually mean lots of things, but for the single minded purpose of this blog, it can only mean Roast Battle tonight! We’ve got one confirmed judge, Cort McCown, who is a staple at Roast Battle, always providing...
JOKES, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, AND MAYBE A KNIFE!

JOKES, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, AND MAYBE A KNIFE!

Happy Holidays to all our loyal Roast Report readers. We hope you enjoyed your Passover Matzah, Chocolate Easter Bunnies, or 4/20 medicine, whichever your God commands. Unfortunately, there were some technical difficulties, and unlike Jesus Christ, the one true son of...
TAX-PAYING CITIZENS SET TO ENJOY ROAST BATTLE

TAX-PAYING CITIZENS SET TO ENJOY ROAST BATTLE

It’s Roast Battle night and that means there’s going to be debauchery, sin, and most importantly roasting. What is this? Notre Dame cathedral? I’m just kidding, I don’t know if they did the debauchery in that catholic church specifically. What I’m trying to say is...

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