SIX SKIRMISHES SURE TO STIMULATE

We’re all panting through the dog days of summer as Roast Battle returns with an eruptive jam-packed night of battles. Let’s get into it.  Our first battle of the night pits Andrew Van against Perry Grone. It seems we smell a virgin suicide. We are unfamiliar with...
“HE’S SO WORTHLESS!”

“HE’S SO WORTHLESS!”

Tuesday started out with a light and tired energy in the room but blossomed into a fun night for all. The panel of judges included Frank Castillo, Jeff Ross, Krystyna Hutchinson, Kurt Metzger, and the very missed Saudi Prince. After a short hiatus, he’s back and...

GHOSTS OF ROAST BATTLE PAST

Hey, party people! Pride month is over, Trump is still our president, and white people may just start revolting in the streets over the diversity of a fictional singing mermaid. It’s a good thing we’re here to poke fun at it all. Tonight’s Roast Battle should be...
BABY CRUTCHES, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

BABY CRUTCHES, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

As the weather is heating up, so is The Belly Room. I’d warn white women to call the police, but there is no amount of lemonade to sustain the unquenchable thirst for verbal destruction. Those who will cast judgement this evening have taken their seats in their...
SUMMER LOVIN’, VETS, AND VIRGINS

SUMMER LOVIN’, VETS, AND VIRGINS

We are all excited for a hot hot summer, but even more excited for some fire roast jokes. One third of our panel of judges tonight will remain a mystery until showtime, but alongside Roastmaster General Jeffrey Ross will be Ramon Rivas II. Ramon has judged in the...

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