BABY CRUTCHES, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

BABY CRUTCHES, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

As the weather is heating up, so is The Belly Room. I’d warn white women to call the police, but there is no amount of lemonade to sustain the unquenchable thirst for verbal destruction. Those who will cast judgement this evening have taken their seats in their...
SUMMER LOVIN’, VETS, AND VIRGINS

SUMMER LOVIN’, VETS, AND VIRGINS

We are all excited for a hot hot summer, but even more excited for some fire roast jokes. One third of our panel of judges tonight will remain a mystery until showtime, but alongside Roastmaster General Jeffrey Ross will be Ramon Rivas II. Ramon has judged in the...
BE THE BUTT PLUG

BE THE BUTT PLUG

Welcome back, Roast Battle fans. I plan to give you what you came here for: to read about what happened on Tuesday night. However, I’d first like to address something that every comic has dealt with in their wild ride of stage goofs. That is, the concept of parallel...
FIERY FOUR FIGHT NIGHT

FIERY FOUR FIGHT NIGHT

With Mother’s Day right around the corner, these comedians will disobey everything their mothers ever told them by destroying each other’s souls with cruelty. Well, mom, they learned it from watching YOU! Wombatter up! Our first battle is between saucy Aussie...
CANADIAN BATTLE RAPPER SAVES THE NIGHT

CANADIAN BATTLE RAPPER SAVES THE NIGHT

I will start this coverage of Tuesday’s Roast Battle with a sigh, like many that were trapped in the Comedy Store walls that night. Sometimes in life, in spite of your excitement or determination, Murphy’s Law is still chilling in the corner of the room.. sipping on a...

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