Highlights & Updates
SIX BRAVE SOULS STEP INTO THE THUNDERDOME
We live in a strange time. A time where the Academy of Motion Pictures is afraid to have a comedian host their golden statue circle jerk, but the president can say whatever he wants without consequence. The line between prophetic voice of a generation and crazy...
JOKES, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, AND MAYBE A KNIFE!
Happy Holidays to all our loyal Roast Report readers. We hope you enjoyed your Passover Matzah, Chocolate Easter Bunnies, or 4/20 medicine, whichever your God commands. Unfortunately, there were some technical difficulties, and unlike Jesus Christ, the one true son of...
TAX-PAYING CITIZENS SET TO ENJOY ROAST BATTLE
It’s Roast Battle night and that means there’s going to be debauchery, sin, and most importantly roasting. What is this? Notre Dame cathedral? I’m just kidding, I don’t know if they did the debauchery in that catholic church specifically. What I’m trying to say is...
CANADIAN BATTLE RAPPER SAVES THE NIGHT
I will start this coverage of Tuesday’s Roast Battle with a sigh, like many that were trapped in the Comedy Store walls that night. Sometimes in life, in spite of your excitement or determination, Murphy’s Law is still chilling in the corner of the room.. sipping on a...